Speaking hypothetically of course, let's just say you were going steady with someone for a few months and then you realize that he/she was already cheating on you a few months into the relationship. The sad thing is, you only found out from the partner of your S.O., who happens to even be married to someone else. How do you handle it?
a. Cry buckets of tears and drink buckets of booze until the pain goes away
b. Give them a kiss goodbye and wish them the best
c. Plot a revenge and go on with your life
Well for the peace-loving, a and b are the only options. For those who chose "C" we are on the same boat. We are the people who value the "last laugh", we know what our worth is and we wouldn't take such a beatdown without giving them a harsher beatdown in return. In this day and age, you should be careful because the internet just reveals everything about you. Making all of us prime target for "revenge".
So the "dumper" dumps you, for a married person. The hardest slap on the face right? And you are probably reading this because you want to plan a revenge. Before I continue, let me just say that if you plan to do this, you must overpower your conscience from getting the best of you. If you can, then you can do this as planned.
1. Change your contact numbers, resist from keeping in touch with the dumper at all costs.
2. Flirt with the "dumper's' friends, I am sure you've met his or her friends and you can tell if someone out there has the hots for you, if he/she does, play along with it making sure the news reaches the dumper at the soonest possible time. If sex is involved, I say go for it and make sure the dumper finds out about it. If you can't hack the sex part, I suggest a little smooching would suffice.
3. Once the news gets to the "dumper", he/she will try to contact you and confirm such an incident. Resist temptation to talk to him/her or you will never be able to finish this list. Keep him or her hanging.
4. Repeat step 2 to as many friends possible to get the news across. This is soooo easy for guys.
5. Now, this is the evil part... ruin the dumper's reputation by accessing all his or her friends in their respective social networking sites, preferably family and workmates who have no idea what they have done and spill the beans (i.e. I am cheating on my husband/wife with this girl), send out anonymous faxes to his or her office.
6. Spill the beans to the one cheated on. Befriend the husband or the wife who have no idea that they are being cheated on. This will require a lot of guts since you might be breaking up a family. If you have the chance, try to get the one cheated on into bed.
7. If you are able to do 5 and 6 successfully, get ready for hell because your ex and the one he/she dumped you for will be after your insides. If you're lucky (which depends on the success of your 5 and 6) they would break up and would beg you to go back into the relationship. In which case, you would decline, because all you really wanted was the "last laugh".
Moral of the story is....Screw me once, I screw you multiple times.
Good luck!
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